I think someone should come up with a dating app that matches people based on the things they Google. What better way to really get to know someone? Not only will you match based on interests, but you’ll always match on the super weird things humans worry/wonder/want to be experts on.
Yesterday, I popped in a piece of gum and immediately felt the urge to swallow it. This happens to me way too often and of course, I needed to know immediately if I was the lone human in the world that was unable to let a piece of gum sit in their mouth for longer than two minutes. So of course, I checked in with the Google.
Great news, other humans have wondered the same thing! I am not alone. Perhaps my soulmate is out there right now, opening a piece of gum knowing damn well that the next five minutes will be spent resisting the urge to swallow it. If only there was an app to help us find each other.